The Roommate Referee is here

Stop Nagging.
Start Playing.

SideQuest turns boring household chores into high-stakes adventures overseen by a chaotic raccoon. No more passive-aggressive texts.

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SideQuest
Vibe: CHAOS MODE
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"Trashy: That bag in the kitchen is developing its own ecosystem. FIX IT OR I EAT THE TV REMOTE."
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CRITICAL TASK

Biohazard Disposal

DUE IN 2 HOURS • JORDAN'S TURN

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Mystery Reward
Locked until proof submitted

Success Story

"Finally proof that Jordan hasn't cleaned the sink since the Obama administration. Trashy is my hero."

Real Quests for Real Couples.

"Because if you don't take the trash out, Trashy will tell your mother."

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The Laundry Mountain

"Climb the peaks of Mount Socks. Find the matching pair or die trying. Reward: 15 mins of uninterrupted silence."

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Lasagna Pan Siege

"Negotiate the terms of surrender with the crusty 4-day-old pan. Reward: Partner picks the Netflix show tonight."

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Oat Milk Extraction

"Infiltrate the local market. Avoid the sample stands. Return with the payload. Reward: A sincere high-five."

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Remote Recon

"Locate the TV remote lost in the couch's 4th dimension. Reward: Veto power on dinner choices."

Mascot-Driven
Harmony

AI Raccoon Logic

Trashy handles the follow-ups using AI to adjust his sass levels based on your vibe mode.

Mystery Rewards

Unlock secret rewards from your partner only when the 'receipt' is submitted and approved.

Zero-Lag Android UI

Built for performance with Jetpack Compose. Smooth, springy, and spectacular.

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Choose Your Pressure.

The Raccoon's personality adapts to you

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Soft Mode

"Just a tiny nudge! Friendly raccoon here checking in on your quest... you're doing great!"

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Playful Mode

"I'm not nagging, I'm 'monitoring'. 😉 Tick tock! Don't make me use my 'disappointed' eyes."

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Chaos Mode

"DO IT OR THE TRASH CAN GETS IT. 🗑️🔥 I've alerted the authorities. (Not really, but maybe)."

How It Works

Three steps to household peace

Step 1

Pair Up

Link with your roommate or partner using a simple invite code. Takes 10 seconds.

Step 2

Assign Quests

Turn chores into quests with emoji, deadlines, and optional mystery rewards.

Step 3

Let Trashy Handle It

The raccoon nudges, reminds, and keeps the receipts so you don't have to nag.

Your Raccoon
Is Ready.

Stop the nagging and start raiding your home's to-do list.

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